Funny Insults

Blogiseverything has come up with long list of funny insults. Some of my favorite

  1. I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you?ve never used it.
  2. If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn?t be murder; it would be genocide!
  3. Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that?s the best friend you can get.
  4. I don?t think you are a fool. But then, what?s my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
  5. Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
  6. I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

Read the rest of the insults here

This post was published by on July 6, 2006

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  • http://tech-buzz.net Jessica

    OMG!!!I am soooo going to use these inslts on a kid at my school!!He is going to be sooooooooooooooooo insulted!He will never ever be able to get back at me!

  • zack

    thanks for the insults

  • Karina

    these insults are as useful as my momma is to me (which is a lot!) thx u guys keep on rockin’